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Excellent poems by not so famous poets...found on toilet doors and walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...
                               Here I sit
                         Broken hearted
                              Tried to shit
                        But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,
                     You're lucky
               You had your chance
                   I tried to fart,
             And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

          I came here
                    To shit and stink,
                                 But all I do
                                        Is sit and think.

  There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

                       Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
                    But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

     Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:

Mayat yg Aneh!!!Menyedihkan




Kisah benar!!!

Walaupun seluruh isi badan sudah tinggal tulang, namun wajah masih
elok...

kalau tak berani jangan nengok... ngeri seh!!!

 

You are the cause
You are my pain
You are the reason
I'm going insane

 hate you dearly
My soul will ache
As long as I know
That you're awake

You've made me weak
You forced me to lie
You are the reason
Why I still cry

You've ruined my life
It's all your fault
I cannot escape
  Your deadly assault

I'm haunted by you
And your twisted soul
Your hate stricken mind
holds a selfish control

I wish for your death
To be painful and slow
I wish for the day
You go down below

I want you to suffer
For all that you've done
My sadness was born
The day you begun

Everything you know
Everything you touch
has been destroyed
By your evil clutch

I place this on you
This is your blame
There's no one else
This is your shame

You deserve the worst
May you never be free
At least I'm not selfish
Because you are  Me ...........

1. MOM...CAN YOU BUY ME  A BRA?

"Mum,  can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already  fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I
should own one."
"And what  is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of  brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches  attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no  way...!"
"But all of my friends wear......!"
"David! How many times must I  tell you that bras are for girls!?"


2. WHO SHOT THE  BEAR?

An 80  year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to  the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life.
In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child.
What do you think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story.
I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season.
But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella  instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant
grizzly bear  appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at
the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him.
What do you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that
bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.


3. WHAT'S IN A  NAME?

A Red  Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his
face.
"Say,  Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was  conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn  Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when
we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We  were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother
replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so
curious?"

 4. BIOLOGY  LESSON

At a  Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood,  gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys  have balls and that weighs them
down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at  maturity, guys tend to grow taller than
gals?"
Student: "That's because gals  have breasts and they are heavier than the
guy's balls."

I was in d toilet at Tanglin Mall when i overheard this conversation between mom n her lil daughter. Cant help it but keep smiling when i heard this.

Lil kid : Mummy i want to berak

Mummy : If u wan berak we go home straight now.

Lil kid : Oh no nid la...

Pause.......

Lil kid : I think i want to kencing ar mummy....

Mummy : Ok. Wipe the pedestal 1st before u sit

Lil kid : Ok

Mummy : Wipe the pedestal before u sit

Lil kid : U wait for me eh mummy......

And i heard the sound of her urine - macam goreng ikang dar!! heehee

Not long after that

Lil kid : Alamak mummy i terberak lah...

Mummy : Wipe betol2 tau

Lil kid : Ok.

Mummy : Da wipe betol2....??

Lil kid : Da....

And not long she came out from her cubicle..

Mummy : Da cuci tangan?

Lil kid : Dah...

Pause.

Mummy : How come u said dah,  i neber see u basoh tangan.

Lil kid : Eh.....Oh...lupa..

Mummy : (SOund so angry) U dare to say u da cuci tangan eh when u dont even wash ur hand eh!!

And i heard the sound of water from the washing sink............

Mummy : Pakai sabon sana

Then i heard her washing her hands and not long they left....

Moral of the story :-

Isnt it funny to think that your kid wana do her 'business' and yet u got the guard to say things like wait til we get home, betta dun berak here and etc etc when u jolly well know that this things sumtime cant be help wat...its human nature pe............!!! isk..isk..isk...

Hey buddy- Plaster-Sin and HedOOnO this picture is special for korang berdua!! Both of u keep on mentioning abt Arnold's and i cant resist to try this chicky! Heard abt it but tak penah try dar dok! Apa dier dok...?? Chicken Arnolds nie memang da lama bertapak tapi wa tak pernah try makang dar bab jauh sangat nak travel just to eat ayem......??!! Kirim salam jer la yer.......Tang bulan posa turun slalu jam pack dar dey! So after work, i purplely travel tau from west area to City Plaza GEYLANG juz to try this Arnolds yg korang hoo-ha-hoo-ha kan darr......Nextime kita gi makang togeder-geder k dok.............................Cheers~!

Stresss................!!!!!!!!!!

Confuse...............!!!!!!!!!!!

Tension...............!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................

Its horrible!! Horrible!! Terrible!! Unexpected!! Incredible!!! I just cant belif it myself!!! It was the shock of my life!!!!

She called me a couple of times during lunch till around 2pm. We talked and jokes, laughing our heart out talking nonsense and share common things over the phone. She asked my opinion on whether she should go for lunch or stay behind till her dialisis time which is around 3.30pm. She talk abt buying one particular shoes that she was aiming for quite sumtime and we talk abt our upcoming fleamart which is this sat...After talking for half and hour or so, i excuse myself cos i need to run errands in IMM before proceed back to work. We say byee and she promise to call me back again. And after buying sum stuff from IMM i quickly rush my way back to office. The moment i step into my ofice, i received a phone call from Ann and she was crying telling me over the phone that Mala is now in ICU and doctor trying to retrive her heart!!!! I was shocked and couldnt belif what i heard coz i was just talking to her not long ago!!!! I told myself that she will survive coz shes one strong women!!! She can make it...and i keep on saying n praying to it. After some time i just couldnt do anyting but my mind keeps thinking abt her. So i took the courage to call her mobile and sumone pick it up and it sounds exactly like her but the person was yelling and crying and weeping and i thot she was joking when she said tat Mala was gone!! She died!!!! She pass out!! I couldnt belif wat i heard and i keep telling myself tat it was a nitemare!! I couldnt stand and was crying my heart out n i call Gina to tell her the bad news. She ask me to be strong n control myself but i couldnt help it and i weep and cry till my colig console me by telling tat its the best way for Mala as she had suffered alot and she ask me to let her go coz God loves her more than us.......May she rest in peace...amin!

Semuga roh nya ditempatkan bersama orang2 yg beriman....amin..........