Excellent poems by not so famous poets...found on toilet doors and walls..........
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
Morale of the SHIT story:
Hope this stinky shit story would make your day!! LOL...
a good one...hahhahaha....im actually laughing at it... 
